Bathroom Meter

Here’s the last movie rating system you’ll ever need:

5 stars = Bring a cup to pee in, because you are not leaving that fucking theater for anything

4 stars = Wear running shoes, because you’re going to sprint to that bathroom like your life depends on it

3 stars = Don’t worry, there are definitely a few boring parts you won’t mind missing

2 stars = Wow, this movie is so bad, you’ll have more fun in the bathroom

1 stars = Please, God, run to the bathroom and don’t ever come back

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